Properly trained, a Man can be Dog's best friend. ~ Corey Ford
"Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." Graucho Marx
"If a picture wasn't going very well, I'd put a puppy dog in it." Norman Rockwell
"In a perfect world every dog would have a home and every home would have a dog" Unknown
"A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion" Washington Irving
"Bulldogs are adorable, with faces like toads that have been sat on" Colette
"Daschunds are ideal dogs for small children as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or another" Robert Benchley
"To err is human, to forgive, canine" Unknown
"Please help me be the kind of person my dog thinks I am" Unknown
"Though the bark may be worse than the bite, most folks seem to prefer the bark" Unknown
"A Penkingese is not a pet dog; he is an under-sized lion" A.A Milne
"If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and
gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans" ~ James
Herriot
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours.
These are the answers from dogs when asked "How many dogs does it take to put in a light bulb?"
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!
Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!
Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .
Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
Properly trained, a Man can be Dog's best friend. ~ Corey Ford
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